Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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