Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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