Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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