3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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