Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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