She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I want to stick my p in your. b.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
false alarm, still single
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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