You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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