Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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