He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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