We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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