Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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