i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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