i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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