Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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