I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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