Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
