Where did you get a picture of my penis
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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