If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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