I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
