I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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