I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
