Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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