so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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