we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I party with great urgency now.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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