Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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