is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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