Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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