that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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