fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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