Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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