Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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