she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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