Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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