honey bunches of taint.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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