He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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