sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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