As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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