normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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