I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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