Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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