one might say we're banned from that church
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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