***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
either way he was missing a nipple.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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