She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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