Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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