if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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