K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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