The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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