Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I love how my cats smell like pot.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Randomize
