i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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