so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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