Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Bring me that man meat
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
