Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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