She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's just like the Real World with babies
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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