? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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